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Saturday, April 20, 2013

Momma - What's a gas rebate?

With everything going on in Cleveland sports lately, the topic of rebates for gasoline seems to be a recurring theme. People seem to have a lot of questions about how the process works and feel like it's a shady business practice.  I thought I'd take a little of your time this morning to explain fuel rebates; what they are, how they work, and why a company offers them.  I am not referencing any specific company or it's policies, but providing a general understanding of rebates so you can be more comfortable with the stories flying around in the media this week.

Most of us are familiar with product rebates.  Companies offer rebates as an enticement to you, the customer, so they will get your business instead of a competitor.  Whether it's a car, a set of tires, or a computer, the process is the same:  You buy the product, the company then gives you the rebate money. Sometimes it's done on the spot, sometimes you have to mail-in a form, but either way, you have to buy something first.

Seems simple enough and we are all familiar with these type of rebates.  Fuel, however, is a bit different.  The easiest to understand is the rebate you get by using points accumulated through a rewards program, like Speedy Rewards Points or Giant Eagle/Get-Go. You may not think of this discount at the pump as a rebate, but that is exactly what it is. An incentive from the company to shop at their store instead of someone else's by promising you a reward later. By shopping at their store, you earn points and those points are translated into cents-off per gallon. You buy merchandise from them and later you get a rebate in the form of a fuel discount.  The actual dollar amount is up to you:  did you fill up the tank?  only put in 10 gallons, forget to use the points and they expired? have your teenager use your points to fill up THEIR car?  (yeah, it's happened to me - dang kids!)

In the truckstop industry, it's a very similar thing. It's just a bit complicated because the driver who is doing the "shopping" isn't paying the fuel bill. If a trucking company is getting discounts from multiple truck stop chains, they are saving money each time the driver fills his truck with diesel so they don't care where the driver goes. Now, the driver is in control of where he does his shopping. Remember, these truckers are on the road nearly all year. They buy clothes, food, gifts, etc at truckstops. They spend quite a bit of their money in these stores. And they get to choose where they go.  Mostly.


Now if Smith Truck Stops offers the trucking company 2 cents off per gallon for the first million gallons and then increases that to 4 cents per gallon once they hit the million mark, the trucking company will be directing it's drivers to Smith Truck Stops. They promise this as a rebate, paid quarterly or yearly.  Drivers don't get a discount when they fuel, but the company gets the payment later on. Same as a typical rebate: buy first, rebate later.

If Jones truck stops offers them 2 cents at the pump on each purchase, they are equal for the first million gallons, but since the company wants to earn the double discount, they will encourage their drivers to fuel at the Smith sites.  This gets the trucking company a large check at the end of the year, and gets the Smith truck stops guaranteed customers who are spending money in their store.  And let's be clear on this: margin on diesel fuel is nice, but the big money is in things like twinkies, blue jeans, crystal figurines, etc.  When ANY gas station offers milk at $2.00 per gallon or gasoline at a 3 cent discount for the week, it's because they want you to come inside and buy the high-margin items. You really didn't think they were giving stuff away for free, did you?

Fuel Rebates at a national truck stop chain are designed to get more customers into the store. Just like any other business, they are incentivizing the fuel to get you inside to buy the good stuff. The problems come later during the accounting phase. With a simple rebate on tires, I mail-in the form and I get $60. With gasoline rewards points, every receipt I get tells me how much of a discount I've earned and when it expires. Unfortunately, in the truck stop business, accountants have to run reports and balance receipts and compare notes to see who is owed how much.  That's where things seem to be getting complicated.

This all being said, there is a certain amount of trust involved in the process. I trust that my grocery store receipt has the correct amounts on it.  Frankly, I've never held on to all of my receipts and added them up to make sure Giant Eagle isn't shorting me on my fuel perks.  They could be, and I'd never know.  Who would? And if it is wrong and I never noticed, is that my fault or theirs? Either way, it's small peanuts compared to other things.

Which brings me to the recent issue we are hearing about in Cleveland this past week. It involves one basic question:  Did a truck stop company make accounting mistakes and short-pay customers?  Or did they purposefully short-pay those customers hoping they would never "total up their receipts" and notice the mistake. That is the difference between an honest mistake and fraud.  Or between civil and criminal actions. I am not nearly qualified to judge. I just wanted to explain a bit about rebates to you, so as you hear more information in the coming weeks, you have a better understanding of the "whys" and "hows" of the rebate process.

Respectfully Submitted,

Cleveland Kate

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

"The Tappies" - NCSpeakEZ needs your votes!

After all the frenzy and excitement over the Oscars this week in Hollywood - NOT - my NCSpeakEZ barmates and I thought that Northeast Ohio should have it's own awards....

I present, for your consideration, the categories for "The 2012 Tappies!"   (Speak Easy - beer - on "tap" - get it?)

Please email me your votes at katerhar@yahoo.com by 5pm on Wednesday.
Votes will then be tabulated by the law firm of Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe and announced LIVE on the NCSpeakEZ Show airing on NoStaticRadio and sponsored by City Tap Cleveland - Wednesday 02/27 between 7pm and 9pm.  You won't want to miss it!

And as they say in Chicago:  VOTE EARLY, VOTE OFTEN!
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Best producer
1 Dan Gilbert
2 JH3
3 The Dolans

Best script
1 Tribe
2 Cavs
3 Browns

Best director
1 Francona
2 Chud
3 Scott

Best Special effects
1 The Q
2 The Jake
3 Cleveland Browns Stadium

Best Actor in a Head Coaching / General Manager position
1. Shurmur
2. Acta
3. Scott

Best Set Design
1. The Q
2. The Jake
3. Browns Stadium

Best Costume
1. Indians
2. Cavs
3. Browns

Leading Actress in a Rah-rah Role
1. That Mr Hero chick for the Cavs
2. That Katie chick for the Tribe
3. Browns Cheerleaders (equals "none of the above")

Most Impactful Injury
1. Varejao
2. Joe Haden
3. Travis Halfyear

Best Hairstyling
1. Varejao
2. Josh Cribbs
3. Chris Perez

Best English Speaker for a Foreigner
1. Varejao
2. Roberto Fausto Carmona Blah blah Hernandez
3. Shin Soo Choo
Best Theme Song - this category is your chance to shine:  tell us what their theme songs should be!
(and try not to be too harsh!)
1. Browns
2. Indians
3. Cavaliers

Respectfully Submitted:
Cleveland Kate

Thursday, February 7, 2013

So, God Made Cleveland Sports Fans

Sometimes, ideas rattle around in my head - or should I say bang around - until I put fingers to keyboard and write them down. I was really moved by the Super Bowl 47 commercial featuring the legendary Paul Harvey reading a poem about Farmers.

This is my homage to that poem. I mean no disrespect to it's author or to farmers. But being a Cleveland Sports Fan brings it's own challenges and I'm convinced God didn't choose the faint-of-heart for this vocation.

Respectfully Submitted,
Cleveland Kate

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And on the 9th day God looked down on his planned paradise and said, "I need some fanatics.”
So, God made a Cleveland Sports Fan!
He needed somebody to get up before dawn and drive to the Muni Lot and set up a BBQ grill, put out coolers of beer, eat brats and then go to the stadium and stay past midnight at a game where their team will lose in the final seconds.  So, God made a Cleveland Sports Fan!

He wanted somebody with strong arms. Strong enough to flip off a Steelers fan, yet gentle enough to hold his children as they cry when they hear that the Browns are moving to Baltimore. Someone to bear witness to Red Right 88, The Drive, The Fumble, and still renew their season tickets. Someone who will never know the Kokinis Story. Someone who can celebrate Draft day while the team picks Tim Couch, Courtney Brown, William Green, Gerard Warren, Chaun Thompson and yet another Quarterback, and still raise these strong arms to cheer on opening day…. Someone who can sit through a blizzard, lose repeatedly to their division rivals, say “We’ll get them next time” ...and mean it.  So, God made a Cleveland Sports Fan!

He needed somebody that could handle pain. The pain that comes from being the joke of major league baseball and then rising to greatness, only to lose game 7 of the World Series after Mesa chokes in the 9th. The pain of sitting in the parking lot outside the stadium, smoking a cigar and knowing that you’ll be back again next year…. Only you won’t.  So, God made a Cleveland Sports Fan!

He wanted somebody who would be a Witness. Who would welcome a native son, lift him up on a pedestal, make excuses when he chokes in the 4th quarter against Boston, and still love him. Who would wear Cleveland Cavaliers gear with pride, and boast that #23 is The King. Who would spend an hour watching TV to see their favorite player, a true star, one of the greatest to ever play the game, tell the whole world that he is leaving. Who would take that slap in the face and fight back, suffer through countless years of really bad basketball in the hopes that they would be good again.  So, God made a Cleveland Sports Fan!

It had to be somebody who'd be unbreakable; who would take the best and the worst that sports can throw at a person; who’s very job could depend on whether or not the sports team in town were winning or losing.  He needed a rag-tag group of misfits who would take whatever flavor crap sandwich they were handed and say “Thank you sir, may I have another.” Someone who would cheer and cry, talk smack and bleed orange & brown, wine & gold, red white & blue… and then respond with smiling eyes, when his son says he wants to spend his life "rooting for dad's teams". Because to let their children root for any other team is unthinkable.  So, God made a Cleveland Sports Fan!

And as a reward for all of this hard work, determination, and pain, God would also make them Ohio State Buckeye Fans!

Sunday, November 4, 2012

Browns: Song Parody - "Anything but Mine"

I've been feeling very melancholy lately. With the Browns playing the way they've been playing, well, who could blame me? And when I get into this kind of a "funk," I tend to listen to a ton of music.

I've been rolling some parody lyrics around in my head for a while and after today's game, I guess it's time to put them down on paper. I'm hoping this is just the first of many, since I have always had a fondness for song parody's.

Anyone who wants to actually take the time and put these little ditties to music, just credit me as lyricist and we're cool.

First up: Country Music Parody of Kenny Chesney's "Anything But Mine" from the perstpective of Jimmy Haslam III. Enjoy!

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Walking along beneath the lights of that Terminal Tower,
Die-hard Browns fans making their way up to the lake,
You can hear the cries at the tailgate sites,
“Here we go Brownies,” fills the night,
Brown and Orange gear is everywhere in sight.

There's a cold front coming in, off of Lake Erie
Bringing wind and rain and snow to chill the fans
Kids are carrying handmade signs in their hands
Cause they hope to be on camera from their seats.

And in the morning I'm leaving, making my way up to Cleveland
Selling off my shares of Pittsburgh on the way
Cause I don't see how the Browns could ever be, anything but mine.

I’ve always dreamed of owning an NFL franchise
And I got just enough cash to buy the Browns.
Running all these Pilot, and Flying J truckstops
Helped me get to where I’ve always planned to be.

In the midst of the season, I got their approval
Now I laugh cause I know just what to do
Browns Fans there’s some changes coming to this team real soon
And Berea’s gonna have some open rooms!

But in the morning I'm leaving, making my way up to Cleveland
Cause the Browns need help to win the AFC
And I don't see how they could ever win, with anyone but me!

Ooooooooo...

And in the morning I’m leaving, making my way up to Cleveland
Holmgren’s gone, and soon, Shurmur will be too
Cause I don’t see how they could ever win, with those Yahoos

You know I don’t see, how they’ll win the AFC, with anyone by me

Ooooooooooo... ooooooooooooooo...

Yes in the morning I’m leaving, taking over things in Cleveland
Bringing Banner in to help me reach my goal:
No, I won’t rest, until the Browns are best, Win the Super Bowl!

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Mondays in Cleveland

As I sit here watching a Thursday night pre-season Browns game, I find myself thinking that this is my last Sunday to get a guaranteed good night's sleep.... at least until January.  And Monday will just be a typical, boring, normal Monday with the "Work Week Blahs" to look forward to. 

But as the NFL Regular Season gets ready to start, I thought I should remind you of the "Emotional Guidelines for Browns Fans" for the next 17 Mondays. This is especially helpful for non-Browns fans that either live or work with someone who bleeds Brown and Orange. Forewarned is Forearmed.

You're welcome.
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Browns Lose - Steelers Win - Ravens Win
Don't Even Look at Me Monday - Nothing worse than losing and having to listen to the Yinzers and BMorons talk about how awesome their teams are. And their coaches. And their whatever. You are likely to rip someones head off today, or commit a felony. Best to just avoid people, or call in sick.
Smack Talk Meter 0


Browns Lose - Steelers Lose - Ravens Lose
Bummer Monday - Well, we may have lost, but so did the Evil Duo. We take solace in their suckiness. It doesn't make things better for us, but at least the Yinzers and Baltimorons will leave us alone today. Although we will take pot shots at them (when they are not listening).
Smack Talk Meter  2


Browns on a Bye - Steelers Win - Ravens Win
Whatever Monday - Yeah, whatever.  While the toothless and hairy fans of the Evil Duo are celebrating around the water cooler (and yes, I mean the females), you just say "whatever." While there is no shame in a Bye week, you have nothing to say but "just wait until you play US!"
Smack Talk Meter  4


Browns on a Bye - Steelers Lose - Ravens Lose
Superiority Monday - Oh, your team lost? Man, you suck. You really really suck.  Giggle - Giggle. It's a good think we had the week off or you would have dropped in the division standings!
Smack Talk Meter  6



Browns Win - Steelers Win - Ravens Win
Gonna be a Good Monday - Even though we have to get back to the grindstone, sharing high-five's and talking about the great plays makes Monday easy to handle. The fact the the Evil Duo also won is troubling, but it doesn't stop us from enjoying our fleeting moment of glory.
Smack Talk Meter  8


Browns Win - Steelers Lose - Ravens Lose
BEST. MONDAY. EVER.  Let the Smack Talk Reign!
Smack Talk Meter  10+ (We must take our opportunities when we can!)


Respectfully Submitted,

Cleveland Kate

Thursday, May 31, 2012

The Parallels are Staggering...

As draft day approaches, two things are clear:  The #1 and #2 players are obvious to everyone.  With the #4 pick, Cleveland fans are trying to decide what the team will do.  Will they make a move to trade up to #2?  Will they (gasp) trade down?  Will they just take the best player on the board at 4 and continue rebuilding a team that is in serious need of help?   Am I talking about the NFL or the NBA?

Yes, I'm talking about the upcoming NBA Draft, but really, it's eerily similar to what we as Cleveland fans went through leading up to the NBA draft.  The Browns tried to make a move up to the #2 spot to get RG3 but that failed.  In a last minute surprise to all fans, they traded up to #3 and got what may be the start of the future for the Browns in Trent Richardson.  Can we expect the same from the Cavaliers?

Anthony Davis will go #1.  Period.  Done Deal.  Start selling his New Orleans Hornets jerseys now. Next will be Michael Kidd-Gilchrist at #2. Again, Done Deal. The question, however, is which team will take him? Can the Cavs move up? Do they want to?

Draft day deals, to my memory, are not as prevalent in the NBA as they are in the NFL. Of course, the NFL Draft marathon of 7 rounds over a 4 day period leads many teams to jockey for position and concern themselves with "value picks" and "diamonds in the rough."  In the NBA, however, there is less pomp and circumstance, and only 2 rounds. You just don't see a lot of movement like you do in the NFL.  But it could happen.

With the #2 pick, Charlotte, much like Washington in the NFL, is ripe for trade offers.  They need a ton of players and  you could argue that the Cavaliers (again, like the Browns in the NFL) have the most to offer for that #2.
We could give up the #4, #33, and #34 and I wouldn't bat an eye.  To get MKG? Are you kidding?  They can also package in players.  If they look to someone like Fab Melo or Jared Sullinger in the 2nd round, they could through Anderson Varegao (sniff whimper sniff) into the mix.  It's possible to get a deal done.  It could happen.

So as fans, the parallels are truly staggering to me.  It's like deja vu all over again and I can say from experience I'm pretty happy with how the Browns ended up once the NFL draft was over.  Let's hope we are all as happy with the Cavaliers once the NBA draft is completed.  As Cleveland Sports Fans, the hope and excitement for next year would be amazing if we had TWO teams in this town with players that they whole world would be watching. What's not to like?

Respectfully Submitted,

Cleveland Kate

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

2012 Cleveland Cavaliers - WrapUp

After six years of enjoying playoff basketball here in Cleveland with the Cavaliers, the past couple seasons have been, to say the least, rough. However. I do think some positive things came out of this season and Cavs fans should be very optimistic that we are close to not only making the playoffs, but being a dominant force in the league again. At least that's the way I feel about the Cavs - maybe after reading my reasons, you'll understand and be hopeful too!

2010-11 was an incredibly painful year of basketball for this city. After all the fun and success the Cavs had, life without whats-his-name proved to be even worse than we anticipated. 19-63. Wow. Whoda thunk it? And 26 games in a row? Yikes! Everyone I talked to was complaining and moaning about how bad the Cavs were and even the hope of at op lottery pick didn't lift their spirits. We took each loss personally and blamed he-who-shall-not-be-named for our pain.

Which brings us to the 2011 NBA Draft - the beginning of a new era in Basketball for Cleveland. We staked our future on Kyrie Irving, Tristan Thompson, and 2nd year Head Coach Byron Scott. And even though we finished the strike-shortened season a lowly 21-45, I think we're on the right path!

I learned 3 things this season that leave me feeling positive about the future. First, Byron Scott is rocking the job of Head Coach. He's got a talent for developing young players, specifically Point Guards, and that is evident in the way Kyrie Irving matured during the season. While even I complained about the limits he put on playing time for some of the guys, I'm willing to wait for the payoff. He commands the respect of his players and it is clear that he is the leader in the "huddle" during time-outs, etc. It's nice to see a coach that is in charge for a change. (No offense, Mike Brown.)

Second, I learned that Kyrie Irving is the Real Deal. This kid is special and everyone who watched him play last year could see it. He was NBA Rookie of the Month not once, not twice, (ha) but FOUR TIMES! He's the front-runner for Rookie of the Year. And, most importantly, he's a TEAM player. He has shown so much growth and a maturity on the court that I wasn't expecting. He's made a believer out of me - and many other Cavs fans.

Now, Tristan Thompson. Hm. That's a different situation. I knew he was a "project" when they drafted him. Byron Scott had his work cut out for him, getting TT up-to-snuff for the NBA game. Being the Big Bad Defender on the Block is great in college, but in the Big Leagues, you have to have an offensive presence as well. Even if it's at the foul line, you have to contribute to the scoring - and 55% ain't gonna cut it. Yes, he was improving in March and April and finished the year over 60% from the line, but we need more from him. I think the Cavs underestimated the amount of time it would take for his development. I think he'll be fine, but I also think it's going to be a couple more years before we are excited to have him on the team.

Finally, I learned that Anderson Varejao is going to be VERY HARD TO REPLACE. The popular opinion in town has always been that we need to trade Andy while his value is high. Well, regardless of his wrist injury, the one stat that grabs my attention is the fact that the Cavs closed out the season a dismal 11-30 without Andy on the court. It's obviously not his scoring ability that they missed - it was his energy. No one else stepped up and motivated these guys when he was out. I understand trade value, but frankly you can't replace everything else he brings to the party and (girlie crush aside) I would hate to see him go. Hopefully I'll never have to find out - at least not for a few more year. :)

So. Final stat of the year.... 21-45. I can theorize that in a full season, they were on pace to be 27-55. While that is still really bad, it's an improvement over last year (I know, little consolation there). And yet I never really looked at the wins/losses or worried about them this year. And most people I talked to had no clue what their record was. We were just talking about "Did you see Kyrie last night" and "man, what a great 4th quarter comeback." We understood the rebuilding process and bought into it - hook, line, and jump shot. And that's good enough for me!

Respectfully Submitted,

Cleveland Kate